The Afterlife is a Great Place if You’re a Welfare Recipient (or, How Incompetence is Leading the Nation)

The Welfare Afterlife

Forget Christianity, Buddha, and those obnoxious Egyptian gods. There’s a better afterlife out there, and it all comes from a government check.

Imagine, getting paid even after your unfortunate passing. The checks will build up, and you’ll be rich!

And it’s all possible thanks to the government.

That’s right folks. The Government’s new policy of incompetence equality now means you’re eligible for “payments after death.”

Pick your favorite social welfare program, set the date by which they find out you’re dead, and watch as the checks roll in.

It’s easy!

Thanks to Government Incompetence

That’s really who you have to thank. If it weren’t for their complete ineptitude, you wouldn’t have $133 million in Social Security money going to deceased beneficiaries.

Nor, would you have $400 million from the Federal Employee Retirement System going to retirees who have already passed away.

Oh, and don’t forget the $3.9 million “in federal money to pay heating and air-conditioning bills for more than 11,000 of the dead.”

Yes, It’s This Bad, But It Gets Worse

It’s utterly astonishing how blind most Americans are to the management abilities of the US government.

The bigger the state, the harder it becomes to effectively manage it. (Click to Tweet)

Look at it this way…

You start your own business. At first, it’s small and as a result manageable, but soon you start adding new clients, products and services. Instead of helping a specific customer base you branch out to everyone. You add tons of products and services that you soon start to loose count.

You hire employees, but it doesn’t help. You continue to grow without boundaries, without goals, and without an organized plan.

Soon your business will implode on itself.

This is the plight of the US government… only it’s worse.

Remember the government “Shutdown”? Yeah, well, did you happen to catch that story about the percentage of EPA workers that were deemed nonessential? The percentage was around 93% of the EPA’s work force.

That’s government incompetence for you…and it’s only the tip of the iceberg.

Incompetence Trumps Everything

Here’s what I mean by that…

If you’re incompetent it’ll end up affecting everything you try to do. (Click to Tweet)

Legislation will suffer. Social programs suffer. Your best efforts will end up screwing things up even more than they already were.

Once you’ve crossed that line into incompetence (some call it stupidity) your best intentions will be drowned out by it.

This is why Congress, and their myriad of cronies, can’t seem to do a darn thing right. It’s one failure after another. One corruption after another. One screw up after another.

If I didn’t know better, I would think the American people elected a bunch of bungling monkeys.

….Oh wait! They did!

You Can’t Trust Them to Do Anything Right

The US government spends billions of dollars on dead people, yet you think they’re going to come through on their promise to provide affordable healthcare?

No way on God’s green earth is that going to happen.

If you can’t get something as simple as a budget to work properly, how are you supposed to provide millions of Americans with affordable Healthcare insurance? They couldn’t even properly build a website for it. They’re incompetent!

You think Congress can adequately monitor the NSA? Do you think the NSA can manage themselves? Not a chance! NSA employees are already abusing the system. They’re incompetent!

And it’s the same with every government program, agency and bureaucrat.

Incompetence Wins in the End

Congress goes from problem to problem, passing one bill after another in the hopes of fixing the “pandemic” Americans are facing. Little do they know that they created the problem in the first place.

They’re just a dog chasing its tale.

It’s a constant cycle, with stupidity leading the pack. And Americans consistently deny it. Heck, they vote for it!

It’s the blind leading the blind.

What do you think about the Government sending welfare checks to dead people? Will it affect other agencies, or is their ineptitude contained? Share what you think in the comments below!
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